Thursday, January 05, 2006

Thought provoking thought :-) hic

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to hisbuddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move asfast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowestand weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection isgood for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of thewhole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as theslowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills braincells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

3 Comments:

At 1:15 PM, Blogger The thinking thinker said...

Nice theory.
I like it, nice excuse to start drining more ;-)

 
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wud say..quite motivating thought..hic hic:-P

 
At 9:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only one prblem here. Brain cells do not divide after birth, they only grow. If som die, they ll only reduce in number- making u oligoneuronic.

But drinks dont kill cell fortunately. they only make them go crazy.

 

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